This is our dog Chloe. She is Mary's best friend and big sister. Mary loves her very much but we aren't too sure if Chloe feels the same way about her. Chloe came to me with an engagement ring around her neck. A Black Pug, my dream dog, or at least it was. Just like marriage can be a pain in the ass sometimes so is Chloe. We have many names for her. In the beginning it was Little Chicken, Coco, Cooky Girl. Then Mary called her Woobie and that stuck and it is now practically her new name. We were going to name her Oprah but thought that was a little offensive. Chloe has no teeth. Chloe has an ass problem. Chloe sheds black hair everyday. Chloe chewed my first pair of $100 shoes well just one which made it worse. Chloe smells awful. Chloe still shits on the floor regularly. Chloe licks her lips constantly and snorts during the night. Chloe's nose is coming apart. Hence her other nickname Michael Jackson. Chloe is a professional begger. We finally realized we got a Lemon when we got Chloe. We still love her.
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